sharabi and pujari

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1 sharabi full tight ho k ghar ja raha tha,

raste me mandir k bahar pujari dikha,

sharabi ne pujari se pucha, sabse bda kaun?

us se peechha Chhudane k liye pujari ne kha ye mandir bda,sharabi bola mandir bda to dharti pe kaise khada,

pujari: dharti bdi.

Sharabi: dharti bdi to sheshnag pe kyo khdi?

Pujari: sheshnag bda.

Sharabi: sheshnag bda to shiv k gale me kyo pda?

Pujari: shiv bda.

Sharabi: shiv bda to parvat pe kyo khada?

Pujari: parvat bda.

Sharabi: parvat bda to hanuman ki ungLi pe kyo pda?

Pujari: hanuman bda.

Sharabi: hanuman bda to ram k charno me kyo pda?

Pujari: ram bda.

Sharabi: ram bda to ravan k piche kyo pda?

Pujari: are mere bap tu bta kaun bda?

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Sharabi: is dunia me vo bda jo puri bottle pike apni tango pe khada....!
 
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