Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.
Son: No mom. I dont want to go to College.
Mom: Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college.
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.
Mom: Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college.
Son: Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the PRINCIPAL of the college........!