Santa :P

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.

Banta: Y?

Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

last ala kaim ..

lolzz

last one nice aa