Santa nd banta

Santa Banta ne 1-1 ghoda kharida.. Dono ne "SOCHA"
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(abi joke khtam nhi hua)
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ghode mix na ho jaye,

isliye nishani k liye santa ne apne ghode ki punch kat di..

Unke mohalle k bachhe bade shararti the..

Unhone Bnta k ghode ki b punch kat di..
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santa ne hors ka 1 kan kat diya,

kids ne 2nd hors ka bhi kan kat diya..
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santa ne 2nd kan kat diya, kids ne bhi 2nd kan kat diya..
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Santa ne apne horse ki 1 tang kat di,

kids ne banta k horse ki 1 tang kat di..
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sante ne 1 ankh fod di, bachcho ne banta k horse ki b 1 ankh fod di..
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santa ne dusri ankh fodi to kids ne b dusri ankh fod di..
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Preshan ho k santa ne apne ghode k sare daant ukhad diye..

Mohalle k bachcho ne banta k ghode k b sare daant ukhad diye..
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End me santa Banta ne mil k DIMAAG LAGAYA.

(joke abi baaki hai mere dost)
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finally decide kiya k
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KAALA GHODA SANTA KA
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SAFED BANTA KA.????????????