Santa Ice Fishing

Saini Sa'aB

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Santa got a fishing rod for his birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of his gift. Early the next morning, he got all his gear together and headed out to the ice.

When he reached his final destination, he cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly he heard a voice that said: “There are no fish in there”.

So he moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told his there were no fish in there.

So he moves again, and the voice tells his there are no fish in there. So he looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at his.

“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks Santa.
So the man says “Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
 
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