Santa and his friend went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from a bridge in Jalandhar , Santa said to his friend " i bet you 50rs that he wouldn't jump". Sure enough, he jumped, Santa gave his friend 50rs. Friend said,"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But Santa insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then his friend said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
Santa replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"