Santa & santo
A burglar is robbing a house whn the house owners come home,
he pulls out a gun and says :"now that u seen my face , I'm gonna kill u."
couple got scared and shocked.
Thief:-"before I kill u , i wish to know both ur names"
Woman"my name is santo"
Burglar is slightly saddened d said"that was my gf name , and she passed away..Iloved her so much.. I cann't kill u"
thn he points his gun at the man
"you whts your name"
Man:"Santa, but my frnds call me santo..."