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Once a donkey kicked Santa n ran away. Then next day Santa start beating a zebra n said : oye, tu ki samjhya track suit pa ke bach jayega....
SANTA - bidi pe raha tha par dhua nahi nikal raha tha
Banta - Yeh kaise bidi hai ?
SANTA - YEH CNG BIDI HAI !!!
Santa roj apni rasoi ch janda te khand wekh ke aa janda.Odi gharwali boli- Eh ki karde o?Santa-Mainu doctor ne kiha hai ke apni sugar roj check kareya karo.
snta was walking thru d forest.He saw a snake hanging on d tree.Santa:sirf latakne se height nahi badegi mummy ko bolo complan pilayen!!
The teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were writing except banta.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN NO MATCH"
SANTA:KI GAL TERE Aini KUT KYO PYI?
BANTA:YAAR KAL BRAT ch BOLI GALT PE GYI C.
SANTA: OH KEDI ?
BANTA:MAI BOLI PAYI,"BARI BRSI KHATAN GYA C KHAT K LEANDI TAAR BANGRA TA SAJDA J NACHE KUDI DA YAAR" SNTA:FER TA KUT PENI C..
BANTA:MERE TA KALLI KUT PAI . JHERA SALA NACHEYA C OH TA UTHEY HI MAARTA.
Santa: Biwi se ladai khatam hiu ?
Banta: Haan Ghutne tek ke mere paas aayi thi !
Santa: Acha ? Kya kaha usne ?
Banta: Yahi, ke bed ke neeche se bahar nikal aao, kuch nahin kahungi
Santa orders a pizza. Waiter : sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or 8?......Santa : 4 pieces hi karde......8 mujh se khaye nahi jayenge......
Where was luv born?
Simple, in China!
Why ? How ?
Because it has no warranty,no guarantee ! ! chale to chand tak.Nahi to sham tak.
SANTA - bidi pe raha tha par dhua nahi nikal raha tha
Banta - Yeh kaise bidi hai ?
SANTA - YEH CNG BIDI HAI !!!
Santa roj apni rasoi ch janda te khand wekh ke aa janda.Odi gharwali boli- Eh ki karde o?Santa-Mainu doctor ne kiha hai ke apni sugar roj check kareya karo.
snta was walking thru d forest.He saw a snake hanging on d tree.Santa:sirf latakne se height nahi badegi mummy ko bolo complan pilayen!!
The teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were writing except banta.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN NO MATCH"
SANTA:KI GAL TERE Aini KUT KYO PYI?
BANTA:YAAR KAL BRAT ch BOLI GALT PE GYI C.
SANTA: OH KEDI ?
BANTA:MAI BOLI PAYI,"BARI BRSI KHATAN GYA C KHAT K LEANDI TAAR BANGRA TA SAJDA J NACHE KUDI DA YAAR" SNTA:FER TA KUT PENI C..
BANTA:MERE TA KALLI KUT PAI . JHERA SALA NACHEYA C OH TA UTHEY HI MAARTA.
Santa: Biwi se ladai khatam hiu ?
Banta: Haan Ghutne tek ke mere paas aayi thi !
Santa: Acha ? Kya kaha usne ?
Banta: Yahi, ke bed ke neeche se bahar nikal aao, kuch nahin kahungi
Santa orders a pizza. Waiter : sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or 8?......Santa : 4 pieces hi karde......8 mujh se khaye nahi jayenge......
Where was luv born?
Simple, in China!
Why ? How ?
Because it has no warranty,no guarantee ! ! chale to chand tak.Nahi to sham tak.
