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H4RVI SINGH

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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

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SANTA:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SANTA:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..


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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver


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Waiter gives bill to Santa

Santa: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans."
 

H4RVI SINGH

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Santa k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Santa ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

wife: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

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Santa: Mere dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?


Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

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Computer Lesson:

Major Rohail: Plz turn ON your computer

Santa: OK kar liya.

Major Rohail: Now Plz click on MY Computer.

Santa: OK! Kaha hai "AAP" ka computer?

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Santa to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Santa: Apni shadi ki

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Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Santa: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one
man every week.
 
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