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Old 24-Apr-2010
Und3rgr0und J4tt1

Banta buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to
Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
Banta says, "I want my $20 million."The man replied,
"No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million
today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the
next 19 years."
Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it
and I want it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that
day and the rest during the next 19 years.
Banta, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my
money! if you're not going to give me my $20 million
right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"

Old 24-Apr-2010
Re: santa

o teri ki

Old 11-Aug-2014
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