read it its funny!

Und3rgr0und J4tt1

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• Dec 13, 2009

• #1

Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.

Santa: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?
Santa: Jad tu paise mangega.

Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakda. Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne.
Punjabi Girl: Ghar vich kon kon hai.
Punjabi Boy: 1 bivi te 3 bache.
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Q: Daler exam vich fail kiyon hoya? A: Jado teacher blackboard erase karda si, ta Daler notebook erase kar dinda si,.. . BOLO tara-ra!!

 

Sourabh

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• Dec 13, 2009

• #2

ha ha ha ladai wala vadia hai

 

Und3rgr0und J4tt1

Prime VIP

• Dec 13, 2009

• #3

i knw

 

P-a-r-d-e-s-i

Ranja

• Dec 13, 2009

• #4

lol..........................................................

 

[Hardeep]

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• Dec 14, 2009

• #5

lolzz