Ranja ji aa gye :)

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Ranja

• Jan 4, 2008

• #1

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Eh Kudia Mundya
Nu kade khush Dekh Hi Nahi Sakdia

 

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Ranja

• Jan 4, 2008

• #2

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Me HUn iSDi KhAmOShii nU kI SAmJa ??

Wife : TuTpaNNya! Je pUchYa a Fir GhIN V lEn de ….hehe

 

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Ranja

• Jan 4, 2008

• #3

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS

OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?

OFFICER : MP !!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED.

 

MAVERICK

Member

• Jan 4, 2008

• #4

nice ones

 

kudi_patole_wargi

Ki Zor Gareeba Da

• Jan 10, 2008

• #5

lloll ....tfs

 

sunny240

Elite

• Jan 11, 2008

• #6

nice ji..........