Ram Shyam jokes

pps309

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• May 21, 2010

• #1

Ram : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Shyam : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

 

pps309

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• May 21, 2010

• #2

Master: Why did Ram fall out the window ?

Shyam: He was ironing the curtain.

 

pps309

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• May 21, 2010

• #3

Ram Shyam were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?

Ram : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?

Ram: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

 

pps309

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• May 21, 2010

• #4

Ram ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Shyam: Aur Ram, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Ram: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

 

ranje di heer

peeche hatt jao

• May 21, 2010

• #5

lol all was funny...

 

pps309

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• May 21, 2010

• #6

ranje di heer said:

lol all was funny...

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thanku ji thanku

 

pps309

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• May 21, 2010

• #7

Ik din Ram ghar se nikla, usne ik kele ka chilka dekha. Usne socha aj fir fisalna padega.
Dusre din 2 kele ke chilke dikhe, usne socha pehle edar fislu ya udhar.
Teesre din 3 kele ke chilke dikhe, woh teeno par fisla.
4th day usko bohat sarre kele ke chilke dikhai diye, Ram ne apni biwi ko phone kiya, aur bola "Darling aj main ghar der se aaunga"

 

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Saini84

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• May 21, 2010

• #8

pps309 said:

Ram ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Shyam: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Ram: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

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Menu lagda santa delete karna bhul gaya

 

pps309

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• May 21, 2010

• #9

Saini84 said:

Menu lagda santa delete karna bhul gaya

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jidda di mail mere kol aai, ohda di main agge shaap ti

 

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kanjjar

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• May 21, 2010

• #10

saini84 said:

menu lagda santa delete karna bhul gaya

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lololol

 

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kanjjar

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• May 21, 2010

• #11

All are funny

 

dc16

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• May 21, 2010

• #12

kaim ne..

 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

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• May 22, 2010

• #13

 

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• Jun 14, 2013

• #14