* Rajnikant New Jokes *
1. When Rajnikant was a
Teachers use to Bunk the
2. Rajnikant purchased a road
To Iron his Clothes..
3. Once a farmer replaces scare
crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s
statue And Birds returned grains
they took last year as well......
4. If Rajni works in BPO, clients
would work in shifts..
5. Rajinikant got 150 questions in
exam paper asking - "Solve any
He solved all 150 and wrote, "
Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"....
6. One day Rajani thought to play
cricket in monsoon and rain
stopped due to play.....
7. Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen
in the sky… as he is participating
in the Asian Games’ high jump
8. Rajnikanth's next project is the
Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni
has twisted the climax.. Both the
lead actors and the ship survive..
Rajni swims across the Atlantic
Ocean with the heroine in one
hand and... the Titanic in the
9. “Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…
air comes to hide in his lungs”
10. Once a photo of Rajnikant was
given for Xerox. Don’t even try to
guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to
get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as
Rajni is backwith new hits:
Rajnikant can produce fire by
rubbing 2 ice cubes..
Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets
In the back cover of "WORLD
RECORD BOOKS" its written..all
records are held by
rajnikant..listed names are second
Rajnikant addeD facebook as his
Once rajnikant was on hot seat in
KBC...and computer needed to
choose the questions.
Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff
If rajni's PC hangs..its time for
next Windows release by
Rajnidada can send WHATSAPP
from a roadside PCO..