Punjab police zindabaad

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1. Newtons method : Allow the tiger to catch you and then catch the tiger.

2. Einsteins method : chase the tiger until it become tired. then catch it.

3. Punjab Police :

Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts " JANAAB MEIN HI TIGER HAAN"

.....sach hai

hahahhaha