P'njaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT .......

prithvi.k

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P'njaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT :jahaj


Gud marning, Ladies and Gen'lemen. P'rajee aur Behnjee. Sat Sri Akal....and copy paste to all


On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh 'Bobby', this is your Flight Supervisor Banta Singh

" Bunty" welcoming to you on the P'njaab Airways flight no. 9211 (Nau Do Gyaraah) to Ludhiana.


We apalogize for the two-day delay in taking off, b'cause the sun was
not shining brightly in the fog. And we are knowing the sun does not shine in the night.


Landing in Ludhiana is not dafinite, but with good luck we can be landing d'rectly in your v'llage.


P'njaab Airways has exc'llant record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so
high that even the fully trained tarrists and hijackers are afraid to fly with us.


I am pleased to 'nounce that starting this year over 90% of our p'ssaingers
have reached to their dest'nation.


For the rest 10%, the P'njaab Airways staff has lots of experience for

consoling the next-of-kin. Our Hostess Bubbly Kaur will be haippy to brief
you on our out-of-court settlement policies.


If engines are too noisy, on p'ssainger request, we can turn them off for comfart,

but your flight will become late and you may become the late also.


For our religious p'ssaingers, we are the only airline who can help you to contact

God at once. In case of sudden loss of cabin pressure, Holy Books will be quickly distributed.


We regret that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we could not
record it from the tallyvision due to power cut.


But we will be flying right naxt to Air India, where their movie can be seen


from the right side cabin windows. These windows have been opened


For your viewing convenience. For p'ssaingers on left side, we have put binoculars under the seat.


If AirIndia flight is again cancelled, then for your in-flight ent'tainment. Our hostesses

Bubbly Kaur & Cuckoo Kaur will do the Bhangra with flight stewards Pappu and Tappu.

Oye, Balle Balle!!


Your in-flight Menu has a choice of Chicken Tikka Masala, Tandoori Fish, Dal makhani,
unlimited P'ronthas and Lassi.


There is a half charge for Red Label Whiskey served from Black Label bottles.
Patiala pegs will be served only on Patiala flights.


As per safety rules, smoking is not allowed on all P'njaab Airways flights over P'njaab.

Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines.


Please do read the 'structions on the Safety Card in seat pocket in your front side.
It is not a hand fan.


The P'ssainger behind you must read the card in your backside.


Life jackets are placed under your seats for emergency water landings on
any of our 5 rivers. Do not use life jackets on the land.


Kindly keep your seat in upright position for take-off & landing. Also do not use force.

Broken seats will not be replaced and you will be tied to the floor during take off and landing.


Please be seated first and then fasten your seatbelts. Do not call for
steward or airhostess for a glass of water when plane is taking off.


We are about to take-off. We wish you a pleasant flight. For air sikness
problems we have echo friendly jute bags in the sit pokets


Thank you once again for flying with P'njaab Airways
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hahhahahahhahahah :roll >haha
 

prithvi.k

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Re: P'njaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT .....

lolz well my fav lines.. i cant stop myself everytime i read this :d

" Bunty" welcoming to you on the P'njaab Airways flight no. 9211 (Nau Do Gyaraah) to Ludhiana.
But we will be flying right naxt to Air India, where their movie can be seen,
If AirIndia flight is again cancelled, then for your in-flight ent'tainment. Our hostesses

Bubbly Kaur & Cuckoo Kaur will do the Bhangra with flight stewards Pappu and Tappu.
Oye, Balle Balle!!
For our religious p'ssaingers, we are the only airline who can help you to contact
God at once. In case of sudden loss of cabin pressure, Holy Books will be quickly distributed.
There is a half charge for Red Label Whiskey served from Black Label bottles.
Patiala pegs will be served only on Patiala flights.
Life jackets are placed under your seats for emergency water landings on
any of our 5 rivers. Do not use life jackets on the land.
If engines are too noisy, on p'ssainger request, we can turn them off for comfart,
but your flight will become late and you may become the late also.

i got this joke through mail... jisnhu bhi share kethe oh bass---> :rofl
 
Re: P'njaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT .....

Broken seats will not be replaced and you will be tied to the floor during take off and landing.

If engines are too noisy, on p'ssainger request, we can turn them off for comfart,
but your flight will become late and you may become the late also.


:lol2 Nice! Ahahahahaha! Badde deyaalu ah flight de bande!
 

prithvi.k

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Re: P'njaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT .....

aap new passenger oh da swagat hai is hawai jahaj meh.. frm pirthi singh :d .. oye
 

snoopy_amli

___I. A. F.___
our safety standards are so
high that even the fully trained tarrists and hijackers are afraid to fly with us.


hahahahahaha
 
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