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Old 21-Dec-2008
Talking Pathan Jokes

Pathan bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Pathan : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Pathan : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Pathan : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Pathan : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Pathan : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Pathan : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Pathan : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Pathan : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..

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Pathan complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Pathan comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

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How do you recognize Pathan in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Pathan was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Pathan in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Pathan : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Pathan : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Old 22-Dec-2008
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Sarre Kaim aa

Tfs Bro!!!

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Old 05-Jan-2011
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