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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman] Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the green peas say?A: I'm a"kela".[/FONT]
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A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo?"[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]A: In the Gobi desert.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I'm a mota car.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the confused egg say?
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]A: I don't unda-stand.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: Where do earrings go on holiday?
A: Bali[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: Jhinga Bells.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What do you call a bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Dis da funkiest...
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it
would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT" [/FONT]
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