Ak47_Riskykz
Rambo
Non stop jokes for Unpians !
Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka answer ek jaisa hai, woh kaise?
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.
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GF: Where is my Birthday gift..
BF: can you see that red hot ferrari on the otherside of road..
GF: (excitingly)-Yes
BF: Same color ki nailpolish li hee tere liye..
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Golu's child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Molu's child - how?
Golu's child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
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Golu asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?
"Frend replied "No"Golu said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai
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Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?
Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
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Manager 2 Golu:- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Golu :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Golu:- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
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Patni-Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Pati-Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt H
Patni-Pata Hai, Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya Hai ...
, and ehde vich non stop wali kehdi gal c? u stopped after 7 jokes 
