No Speaka de English, Funny
A bus stops, and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say
"Emma comefirst. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our s_
ex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta
sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."
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