*Sandeep*
Mast malang
PAMMA : Baba ko koti koti pranaam (-__-)
... Baba Mujhe raasta Dikhayein
meri Shaadi Nahi ho rahi......Bahut Chintit hun
Nirmal Baba : Beta aap karte kya ho ?
PAMMA : Aap batayein shaadi ke liye kaun sa kaam theek rahega ?
Nirmal Baba : Tum Mithaai ki Dukaan khol Lo
PAMMA : Woh Dukaan kholi hui Hai......... Mere Papa Ki Woh Dukaan Hai
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Nirmal Baba : Shanivaar ke Din Dukaan 9 Baje Tak Khola Karo
PAMMA : Shani mandir Ke Pass He Meri Dukaan Hai........ Jis Wajah Se Mein Der Raat Tak Dukaan Khole rehta Hun
Nirmal Baba : Kaale rang Ke Kutte Ko Coldrink pilaya karo
PAMMA : Mere Ghar Mein Kaale Rang ka Kutta Hai........ Jise Mein Subah Shaam Coldrink hi pilaata hu
Nirmal Baba : Somvaar Ko Shani Mandir Jaaya Karo
PAMMA : Main Keval Somvaar Nahi Har Din Shani Mandir Jaata Hun
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Nirmal Baba : Bhai Behen Kitne Hain ?
PAMMA : Baba Apke Hisaab Se Shaadi Ke Liye Kitne Bhai Behen Hone Chahiye ? :|
Nirmal Baba : DO Bhai Aur Ek Behen
PAMMA : Baba Mere Sach Mein Do Bhai Aur Ek behen hai :P
Nirmal Baba : Daan Kiya Karo
PAMMA : Baba Meine Anaath Aashram Khol rakha Hai Aur Uchit Daan Karta Rehta Hun
Nirmal baba : Badrinaath Kitni Baar gaye Ho ?
PAMMA : Baba Apke Hisaab Se Shaadi Ke Liye Kitni Baar Badrinaath Jaana Chahiye..?? :|
Nirmal Baba : Kam Se Kam 2 Baar
PAMMA : Mein Bhi 2 Baar He Gaya Hun :P
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Nirmal Baba : Accha Neele rang Ki Shirt Zyada Pehna Karo
PAMMA : Pichle 4 Saal Se Mein Neele Rang Ki Shirt He Pehen raha Hun......Kal He Dhone Ke Liye Utaari Thi......Aaj Sukhte He Dubaara Pehen Lunga...Aur Koi Upaaye ? :D
Nirmal Baba : Maa Baap Ki Seva Karte Ho ?
PAMMA : Maa Baap Ki Itni Seva Kari Ki Dono Swarg Chale Gaye...... Baba Ek Sawaal Puchun ?
Nirmal Baba : Haan Zarur
PAMMA : Baba Zara Dhyaan Se Dekhiega ki Mere Maathe Mein C Likha Hua Hai ?
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Nirmnal Baba : Nahin
PAMMA : Toh Baba Ho Sakta Hai Ki ya To Apke Pass Samay Zyada Hai ......... Jo Vehle Beth Ke Logo ko Murkh Bana rahe hoo............... Ya toh ye bethe hue log zyada vehle hain :D
Jo 3-3 Hazaar Ka Ticket Leke Murkh Ban Ne Yahan Aa Gaye.............
Waise Ek Baat Aur Keh Deta Hun Baba..
Nirmal Baba : Haan.. Kya ?
PAMMA : Mein Pehle Se Shaadi Shuda Hun aur 2 Bacchon ka Baap Bhi.....
. Woh To Yahan Se Guzar Raha Tha Toh Socha Thoda Timepass Karta Chalun :P :P :D
... Baba Mujhe raasta Dikhayein
meri Shaadi Nahi ho rahi......Bahut Chintit hun
Nirmal Baba : Beta aap karte kya ho ?
PAMMA : Aap batayein shaadi ke liye kaun sa kaam theek rahega ?
Nirmal Baba : Tum Mithaai ki Dukaan khol Lo
PAMMA : Woh Dukaan kholi hui Hai......... Mere Papa Ki Woh Dukaan Hai
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Nirmal Baba : Shanivaar ke Din Dukaan 9 Baje Tak Khola Karo
PAMMA : Shani mandir Ke Pass He Meri Dukaan Hai........ Jis Wajah Se Mein Der Raat Tak Dukaan Khole rehta Hun
Nirmal Baba : Kaale rang Ke Kutte Ko Coldrink pilaya karo
PAMMA : Mere Ghar Mein Kaale Rang ka Kutta Hai........ Jise Mein Subah Shaam Coldrink hi pilaata hu
Nirmal Baba : Somvaar Ko Shani Mandir Jaaya Karo
PAMMA : Main Keval Somvaar Nahi Har Din Shani Mandir Jaata Hun
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Nirmal Baba : Bhai Behen Kitne Hain ?
PAMMA : Baba Apke Hisaab Se Shaadi Ke Liye Kitne Bhai Behen Hone Chahiye ? :|
Nirmal Baba : DO Bhai Aur Ek Behen
PAMMA : Baba Mere Sach Mein Do Bhai Aur Ek behen hai :P
Nirmal Baba : Daan Kiya Karo
PAMMA : Baba Meine Anaath Aashram Khol rakha Hai Aur Uchit Daan Karta Rehta Hun
Nirmal baba : Badrinaath Kitni Baar gaye Ho ?
PAMMA : Baba Apke Hisaab Se Shaadi Ke Liye Kitni Baar Badrinaath Jaana Chahiye..?? :|
Nirmal Baba : Kam Se Kam 2 Baar
PAMMA : Mein Bhi 2 Baar He Gaya Hun :P
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Nirmal Baba : Accha Neele rang Ki Shirt Zyada Pehna Karo
PAMMA : Pichle 4 Saal Se Mein Neele Rang Ki Shirt He Pehen raha Hun......Kal He Dhone Ke Liye Utaari Thi......Aaj Sukhte He Dubaara Pehen Lunga...Aur Koi Upaaye ? :D
Nirmal Baba : Maa Baap Ki Seva Karte Ho ?
PAMMA : Maa Baap Ki Itni Seva Kari Ki Dono Swarg Chale Gaye...... Baba Ek Sawaal Puchun ?
Nirmal Baba : Haan Zarur
PAMMA : Baba Zara Dhyaan Se Dekhiega ki Mere Maathe Mein C Likha Hua Hai ?
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Nirmnal Baba : Nahin
PAMMA : Toh Baba Ho Sakta Hai Ki ya To Apke Pass Samay Zyada Hai ......... Jo Vehle Beth Ke Logo ko Murkh Bana rahe hoo............... Ya toh ye bethe hue log zyada vehle hain :D
Jo 3-3 Hazaar Ka Ticket Leke Murkh Ban Ne Yahan Aa Gaye.............
Waise Ek Baat Aur Keh Deta Hun Baba..
Nirmal Baba : Haan.. Kya ?
PAMMA : Mein Pehle Se Shaadi Shuda Hun aur 2 Bacchon ka Baap Bhi.....
. Woh To Yahan Se Guzar Raha Tha Toh Socha Thoda Timepass Karta Chalun :P :P :D
