Newton's law

Mandeep Kaur Guraya

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Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with

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