New Year's Resolutions For Internet Junkies

swati16

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New Year's Resolutions For Internet Junkies 1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.

2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife/husband.

3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

6. I resolve to back up my hard drive daily... well, once a week...okay, monthly then... or maybe...

7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

8. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

9. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

10. I will think of a password other than "password."

11. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.... naah 4:30 is much more practical.

12. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
 
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