New Lagda Manu Taan Baaki Tusi Dekh LO

Chan te likh deva nam tera, eh mera dil chahnda a. Par…
Ik te mera hath uthe tak nahi janda a
Dusra, Eh khayal dupehar nu aanda a.

2nd


Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.
Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.
Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.


3rd


Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.
Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.
Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.
Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.
Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a