Mrs Cooking Eggs

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Old 13-May-2015
Mrs Cooking Eggs

She was cooking eggs in the kitchen when Register came running in.. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror.

"Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!"

Poor madam, startled at her husband's violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!"

Madam, concerned by the status of her husband's mental state,forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.

"WE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They're going to stick! HURRY!"

She runs to the fridge-

"CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don't you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the DAMN EGGS!"

At this point, SHE starts crying, since she has no idea what to do.
She gasps "What is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs."

Register simply smiles, remarks "I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I'm driving with you in the car",
and leaves to change the jogging dress.

Old 14-May-2015
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Old 14-May-2015
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Old 14-May-2015
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Nice one many thanks.

Old 14-May-2015
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Wah sirra

Old 15-May-2015
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