Wife to husband:Will u help me in gardening.
Husband...u think i am gardener.
Wifeill u help me in getting a door repaired.
Husband: What...u think i am carpenter.
In evening husband comes home,sees both works done.Asks wife who did it.
Wife: Our neighbour,he gave 2 options either give him kiss or a burger for getting work done.
Husband:You must have given him a burger.
Wife: What...... u think i am a..Mcdonald.😀😀😀