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Teacher: Apne Pita Ka Naam English Me Bolo.
Student: Beautiful Red Underwear.
Teacher: what nonsence .Iska Matlab Kya Hai?.
Student: Sundar Lal Chadda.....
Teacher: Apka Beta Fail Ho Gaya Hai Or Ap Ladu Khila Rahe Ho.
Neta Ji: 50 Bacho Ki Class Hai,Pass Sirf 5 Hueye Hai,Aur Fail 45 Majority To Mere Bete Ke Sath Hai Na.
Dard Bharya Sher
Jado Yaad Teri Ave Nayi Flush Ch Beh Ke Ro Lande aa.
Jad Dabba Hanjua Naal Bhar Janda.Assi Ohde Naal Hath Dho Lande Haa.
Dad: Exam Kaisa Hua?
Q1 Reh Gya...
Q2 Ata Nai Tha...
Q3 Krna Bhul Gya...
Q4 Nazar Nai Ayea...Baki Ke Liye Time Nai Tha..
Dad: Aur Q2?
Son: Bas Wahi Galat Hua
Neta: Mainu Vote Pao Mitro MAi Punjab Vich Metro Train Chlawan Ga..
Santa: Saalya Bijli Ta Pailla He Nayi Andi,Metro Tu Patthiyan Na Chaloni aa..
Student: Beautiful Red Underwear.
Teacher: what nonsence .Iska Matlab Kya Hai?.
Student: Sundar Lal Chadda.....
Teacher: Apka Beta Fail Ho Gaya Hai Or Ap Ladu Khila Rahe Ho.
Neta Ji: 50 Bacho Ki Class Hai,Pass Sirf 5 Hueye Hai,Aur Fail 45 Majority To Mere Bete Ke Sath Hai Na.
Dard Bharya Sher
Jado Yaad Teri Ave Nayi Flush Ch Beh Ke Ro Lande aa.
Jad Dabba Hanjua Naal Bhar Janda.Assi Ohde Naal Hath Dho Lande Haa.
Dad: Exam Kaisa Hua?
Q1 Reh Gya...
Q2 Ata Nai Tha...
Q3 Krna Bhul Gya...
Q4 Nazar Nai Ayea...Baki Ke Liye Time Nai Tha..
Dad: Aur Q2?
Son: Bas Wahi Galat Hua
Neta: Mainu Vote Pao Mitro MAi Punjab Vich Metro Train Chlawan Ga..
Santa: Saalya Bijli Ta Pailla He Nayi Andi,Metro Tu Patthiyan Na Chaloni aa..