Man buy a Robot...

Dad ne ek Robot kharida jo Jhuth sunke thappad marta tha...

Dad : Y r U so late..?
:foot
Son : Extra class.
Robot slapd son :thappar
Son : Movie...

Dad : Konsi...?
:wink
Son : Bal Ganesha.
Robot slapd him again:thappar
Son : Qaatil Jawani.

Dad : I’ve nvr seen such film...

Robot Slapd DAD.

Mom : Jooth hi bolega, Aakhir aapka hi beta hai.

Robot slapd mother...
:d
 
Aap hi ka beta hai

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
.
Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet
me dard hai (Sattaak...)
.
PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tuje saza
mili,
.
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta
tha. (Sattaak...)
.
.
Wife (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai (Sattaak...)
 
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