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[FONT="]A santa had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected
and asked to his wife, "Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?"
Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Santa : Three months
Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Santa : 3 months.
Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Santa : 3 months.
Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Santa : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!
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Santa ne makhi ke legs tod kar kaha, Ja udd ja..
Lekin Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha..
"Aab to saabit ho gaya ki agar makkhi ke legs tod di jaye
to makkhi sun nahi sakti!!!"
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[FONT="]Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Santa : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!
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Ek chor Santa jee k mobile ko lekar bhar raha tha.
Santa hasne laga
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.
Santa : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!
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Santa ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar Santa gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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[FONT="]A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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and asked to his wife, "Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?"
Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Santa : Three months
Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Santa : 3 months.
Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Santa : 3 months.
Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Santa : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!
************ ********* ********* *********
Santa ne makhi ke legs tod kar kaha, Ja udd ja..
Lekin Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha..
"Aab to saabit ho gaya ki agar makkhi ke legs tod di jaye
to makkhi sun nahi sakti!!!"
************ ********* ********* ********* [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Santa : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Ek chor Santa jee k mobile ko lekar bhar raha tha.
Santa hasne laga
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.
Santa : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Santa ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar Santa gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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[FONT="]A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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