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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch
him from the key hole.

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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against

mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long...!

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Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

HAR BAAR BECHARA SANTA HI DHRIYA JANDA..OS GAREEB TE TARAS KHAA LIYA KERO KADI..

very long

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nice one.............last one spelling mistake ......it's key not kay.change it