Life ke funde

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Old 24-Nov-2007
Life ke funde

"U love someone
U marry someone else.

The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"

There's only one perfect child in the world &
every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world &
every neighbor has it.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...


Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other
Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Old 24-Nov-2007
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