Lie detector robot
A man buys a lie detector robot which
slaps people who lie.
He decides 2 test it @ dinner.
Dad : Son, where were u today during
school hours ?
Son : At School. Robot slaps son! Ok, I
lied, I went to the movies.
Dad : Which one ?
Son : Toy Story. Robot slaps son again!
Ok, it was reshma ki jawani.
Dad : What ?! When I was ur age, I never
watched such films....Robot slaps Dad!
Mom : Ha ha! After all he's ur son.
Robot slaps mom!!
Total silence..!! :O