Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr.Bill Gates of Micro

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
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2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
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3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
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4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
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5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
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6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that..
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7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
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8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
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9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

10. The Last one......
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS :nerd
 
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