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The He4rt H4ck3r
Raman ja raha tha Rashid se takar ho gyi
Raman: Me shama chahata hun..
Rashid: Shama ko hum bhi chahta hai lekin Uska baap nahi manta.
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Pati: Kaha Ja Rahi Ho
Patni: Aatmhatiya Karne
Pati: To Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hai???
Patni: Kal Subha Paper Mein Photo Nahi Ayega Kya Aap Bhi Samajte Nahi Na
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Isko kahte hai BHAYANKAR BEIZZATI:
WIFE - Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera
gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya?
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.
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Husbnd - MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
"AAHAT" dekhne ki aadat na hoti.
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Tinku :Ye Computer Aapke
Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar
Dega.
Chintu - To Fir Main 2 Lunga.
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Pappu: Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Barber:- Rs 30
Pappu:- Shaving ke?
Barber:- Rs10
Pappu:- ok Shave My Head
Raman: Me shama chahata hun..
Rashid: Shama ko hum bhi chahta hai lekin Uska baap nahi manta.
__________________________________________________
Pati: Kaha Ja Rahi Ho
Patni: Aatmhatiya Karne
Pati: To Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hai???
Patni: Kal Subha Paper Mein Photo Nahi Ayega Kya Aap Bhi Samajte Nahi Na
____________________________________________________
Isko kahte hai BHAYANKAR BEIZZATI:
WIFE - Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera
gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya?
.
.
......
.
.
.
.
Husbnd - MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
"AAHAT" dekhne ki aadat na hoti.
_________________________________________________
Tinku :Ye Computer Aapke
Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar
Dega.
Chintu - To Fir Main 2 Lunga.
__________________________________________________
Pappu: Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Barber:- Rs 30
Pappu:- Shaving ke?
Barber:- Rs10
Pappu:- ok Shave My Head