Laughter Snacks 47

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha

Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?

Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu....:bwa



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First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.

Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.

Funny Kid: english english english english english.:haha


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Pappu was driving car very rashly.
Traffic police caught him.
Pappu – Sir, I’m learning driving.

Police – Without teacher?
Pappu – Ya, its correspondence course!:car


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Punjab Police ka jalwa...

Pappu Taalaab me naha raha tha..

Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai...:sp

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Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?

Aap/papa/mom/behan aur mai.

Dadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.

Bacha: Phir Behan ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.

Dadi Pyaar se: Nahi jab tumhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege.

Bacha: Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 hojayege

Dadi: haram khor soja chup kr k..:squint
 
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