#m@nn#
The He4rt H4ck3r
Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu....
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First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.
Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.
Funny Kid: english english english english english.
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Pappu was driving car very rashly.
Traffic police caught him.
Pappu – Sir, I’m learning driving.
Police – Without teacher?
Pappu – Ya, its correspondence course!
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Punjab Police ka jalwa...
Pappu Taalaab me naha raha tha..
Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai...
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Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?
Aap/papa/mom/behan aur mai.
Dadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.
Bacha: Phir Behan ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.
Dadi Pyaar se: Nahi jab tumhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege.
Bacha: Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 hojayege
Dadi: haram khor soja chup kr k..
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu....
___________________________________________
First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.
Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.
Funny Kid: english english english english english.
___________________________________________
Pappu was driving car very rashly.
Traffic police caught him.
Pappu – Sir, I’m learning driving.
Police – Without teacher?
Pappu – Ya, its correspondence course!
____________________________________________
Punjab Police ka jalwa...
Pappu Taalaab me naha raha tha..
Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai...
____________________________________________
Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?
Aap/papa/mom/behan aur mai.
Dadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.
Bacha: Phir Behan ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.
Dadi Pyaar se: Nahi jab tumhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege.
Bacha: Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 hojayege
Dadi: haram khor soja chup kr k..