Laughter Snacks 45

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Machar Ne 1 Admi Ko Kata...

Admi: Din Me B Kat Rhe HO....

Macchar: Kya kru Ghar me Bahen Jawan Hai Or Larke Walo Ne 1 Litre Khoon Dahez Me Manga ha..:d



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Pappu ka ghoda kho gayaa tha aur woh bahut khush tha

Tinku: arey, tumhaara ghoda kho gaya hai aur tum khush ho? kyu?

Pappu: main is liye khush hoo ke jab vo kho gaya to main uske saath nahi tha. hota to main bhi kho jaata na!! :virk


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A lady asked Pappu: LIPTON di chah hai?

Pappu replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!:p:hahaha


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Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,
Doctor: kiya hua?

Makhi: bus chai(tea) main gir gai thi, Peene wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di.:fly


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Patni: aaj mere tann-mann me aag laga do.

Pati ne petrol daal k aag laga di.:hahaha
 
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