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The He4rt H4ck3r
Jab koi ladki ghar se bhag jane ki dhamki de...
to uske maa bap ko kya krna chahiye???
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No idea???
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Abhishek Got !dea
use ganja kar ke bitha do 5-6 month tak bhagne ka
naAm nAi legi takli.
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Teacher Tinku se: tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne
3 Riya ko dedi
6 Tina ko dedi
or 3 Seema ko
To ab tumhre pas kya he?
Tinku: 3 khoobsurat Patole
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2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre k bagal me admit the..
1st- Kisne maara?
2nd- Arey koi nhi, 1 ladki mujhe dekh k itna chillayi k heart attack aa gaya.
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Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya. Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena...
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashe me tha...
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Two Tigers were resting under a tree
Suddenly A RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out &Asked "What was that?"
2nd Tiger smiled & said, "FAST FOOD"
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to uske maa bap ko kya krna chahiye???
.
.
.
.
.
No idea???
.
.
.
.
.
Abhishek Got !dea
use ganja kar ke bitha do 5-6 month tak bhagne ka
naAm nAi legi takli.
________________________________________________
Teacher Tinku se: tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne
3 Riya ko dedi
6 Tina ko dedi
or 3 Seema ko
To ab tumhre pas kya he?
Tinku: 3 khoobsurat Patole
___________________________________________________
2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre k bagal me admit the..
1st- Kisne maara?
2nd- Arey koi nhi, 1 ladki mujhe dekh k itna chillayi k heart attack aa gaya.
___________________________________________________
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya. Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena...
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashe me tha...
____________________________________________________
Two Tigers were resting under a tree
Suddenly A RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out &Asked "What was that?"
2nd Tiger smiled & said, "FAST FOOD"
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