Laughter Snacks 43

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Sir In Exam: Why Are You So Confused ?
Did You Forget Your Pen???
Roll Number..?
Calculator..?

Student: O Chup Kar Ja mama, Ethe Main parchi Galat Subject Di Lai Aya Tenu Pen Pencil Di Agg Lagi e... :re

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Teacher: 2 me se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?
Chintu: humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotian thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Chintu: sabji :bhukh


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Teacher: Usne khud kushi karli.
Use khud kushi karni padi...

Difference kya hai batao??

Student: Pehle wala Be’rozgaar
tha or doosra
Shadi shuda tha.:p


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Police ne 1 Sharabi ko pakda.
Phir 1 Gadhe ke age Pani or Sharab ki Balti rakhi.
Gadha Pani Pi gya.
Police ne Sharabi se poocha:
Tu ne is se kia seekha?
Sharabi:
Jo Sharab Nahi Peeta wo Gadha hota hai.:talli
 
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