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The He4rt H4ck3r
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspaper so I could have
a new one everyday.
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Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi!
Husbnd-’Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.
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Wife:
Mene suna hai k Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Khuda sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
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Wife: Ap muj se kitna pyar krte hain?
Husband: Mai tum se itna pyar krta hun k tumhara jhoota zehar bhi pe sakta hun.
Yaqin na ho to azma lo.
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Wife Gana gaa rahi thi
Husband: Jab tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife: Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi ata tha
Husband: Te Anni diye tenu kera aunda A
so I would be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspaper so I could have
a new one everyday.
________________________________________
Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi!
Husbnd-’Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.
___________________________________________
Wife:
Mene suna hai k Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Khuda sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
_______________________________________________
Wife: Ap muj se kitna pyar krte hain?
Husband: Mai tum se itna pyar krta hun k tumhara jhoota zehar bhi pe sakta hun.
Yaqin na ho to azma lo.
________________________________________________
Wife Gana gaa rahi thi
Husband: Jab tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife: Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi ata tha
Husband: Te Anni diye tenu kera aunda A
