Laughter Snacks 37

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Boy:
Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon?
Girl:
Han Q nai,
Just a mint
Inbox delete,
Sent item delete,
Call history delete
Ye lo dekhlo Tumhe tu mujh par trust hi nai hai.:sad

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Girl: Book Store Me Sales Man Se,
Kiya Aap k Pas ye kitab Hey?
”Larkiyan Akalmand Hoti Hen”
Sales Man:
Madam Jokes ki books samne wali dukaan se milti hain,:ks

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1 Larke Ki Shadi 1 Bohat Haseen Larki Se Hui
Wo Larka Us Larki Se Kabi Nahi Mila Tha Bus
Subse Uski Khubsurti Ki Tarif Suni Thi,
Pehly he din Larka Uska Ghnghat
Utha Kr Bola: Tumhain Kya Gift Chahye?
Larki Sharmati Hui Boli:
D0 Aap Ta Dil Tale...

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Ik aurat kee aankh sooji hui thi Uski friend ne poocha to bataya Pati ne mara hai.
Friend: Par wo to shahar se bahar gaye huye the!!!

Aurat: Main bhi yahi samjhi thi.:dn

:p
 
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