Laughter Snacks 32

#m@nn#

The He4rt H4ck3r
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.:baby


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Sharabi Doctor se: Aap meri Sharab churwa sakte ho?

Doctor: Han Han kyon nahi!

Sharabi: To Police ne meri 20 bottles pakri hain please chudwa do.:sp


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Teacher in Class: Dehli me "Kutub Meenar" hai.
A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks: What did I just say?

Student: Dehli me Kutta Beemar hai. :thinking


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Sholay Film...

Veeru: Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,

Golu sitting with his dog in the theator said:
"Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai.":nerd

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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN..:virk

 
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