Laughter Snacks 31

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?

Student: Sir, kagaj ki.

Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai.

Student: Sir, phir puchh kyon rahe hai. :ks


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Bus me bahut bhid thi.

Ek aadmi ne bus mein ghuste hue kaha: Lagta hai bas mein janvar bhare hai.

Bus mein bede dusre aadmi ne kaha: Haan sab sabhi tarah ke janvar yaha hai, sirf ek gadhe ki kami thi.



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Deepak: Rahul batao bhalu(bear) ke baal lambe kyo hote hai?



Rahul: Kyonki jungal mein barber nahi hote.


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Ek din adaalat mein judge ne ek mujrim ko sajaa sunaate huye kaha, “Iske dono kaan kaat liye jaye.”

Mujrim ne bahoot bhaye ke saath kaha, “Rahem karo my baap, kaan kaat lenge toh main andha ho jaonga.”

Judge ne ascharya se poocha kaan kaatne se andhe kaise hoge, mujrim ne kaha “My baap kaan kaat lenge toh main chashma kahan lagaunga.”:nerd


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Ek aurat apne beta ko doctor ke pass le jaati hai aur bolti hai mera beta bike se gir gaya.

Doctor: I don’t know hindi. Tell me in english

Aurat: My londa gironda from hero honda. :biker
 
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