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The He4rt H4ck3r
John: My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.
Jack: Does it work?
John: I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath.
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John enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife askes Why are you doing this?
John replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly..
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John saw that his friend Jack was very depressed.
"What happened ?" asked John.
"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . "
"How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."
"But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"
" Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "
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Mrs John had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said : ' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage . You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater..
Jack: Does it work?
John: I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath.
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John enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife askes Why are you doing this?
John replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly..
___________________________________________________
John saw that his friend Jack was very depressed.
"What happened ?" asked John.
"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . "
"How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."
"But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"
" Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "
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Mrs John had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said : ' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage . You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater..
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