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The He4rt H4ck3r
Judge: "Well, we have thirty witnesses who saw you steal the automobile?"
Prisoner: "May be but i can give you sixty witnesses who did not see me steal it?"
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Young lady: "I want a small revolver for my husband."
Shopkeeper: "Yes, madam. Did your husband give any indication of the make he prefers?"
Young lady: "He, didn't. He doesn't know that I'm going to shoot him."
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Teacher: "Have you ever laughed until you cried?"
Student: "Yes, just this every morning I did."
Teacher: "How?"
Student: "Father stepped on a tack. I laughed, he saw me, and then I cried."
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Tired traveler, to driver of the only village cab: "How much to take me to the station?"
"10$ sir"
And how much for the bag?
Nothing for the bag, sir.
Good, then take the bag, I'll walk.
Prisoner: "May be but i can give you sixty witnesses who did not see me steal it?"
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Young lady: "I want a small revolver for my husband."
Shopkeeper: "Yes, madam. Did your husband give any indication of the make he prefers?"
Young lady: "He, didn't. He doesn't know that I'm going to shoot him."
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Teacher: "Have you ever laughed until you cried?"
Student: "Yes, just this every morning I did."
Teacher: "How?"
Student: "Father stepped on a tack. I laughed, he saw me, and then I cried."
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Tired traveler, to driver of the only village cab: "How much to take me to the station?"
"10$ sir"
And how much for the bag?
Nothing for the bag, sir.
Good, then take the bag, I'll walk.
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