Laughter Snacks 27
Shankar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
Shankar got job in a Airtel call centre.
Customer: Airtel sim is blocked what to do?
shankar: dont take tension remove Airtel &
put Wodafone sim.
Thank you for calling Airtel.
Shankar looking at sky asks Mohan :
Is that a sun or moon?
Mohan replies :
! No idea‚ŽIm new to this city..
Shankar said to doctor:Poore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
Shankar to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Shankar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!