Laughter Snacks 26
A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.
Cool Msg by a woman-
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
he needs a lot of improvement"
When a married man says- "I'll think about it",
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..
wife: honey,what r u looking 4?
wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.