Laughter Snacks 13
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
After a big accident, a man was crying : O God! I have lost my lef hand?
Santa : Control yourself my friend. Donít cry. See that man. He has lost
his head. Is he crying?
Peter called his doctor's office for an appointment.
"I'm sorry," said the receptionist, "we can't fit you in for at least two weeks."
"But I could be dead by then!"
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment. "
Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I
thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?