Lalwa saw a wooden notice board in the middle of the big pond and had forgotten his eye glasses at home. He could not read, so he swam all the way to the board and read,
"Lake infiltrated with killing Crocodiles, do not swim."
Lalwa and Kalwa went to rob a bank and noticed
they forgot to bring the Gun from home. However, they did rob the bank.
They went to the Bank Manager Balwa their cousin, "Who told them
go ahead rob the bank, I trust you, bring and show me your gun tomorrow."
Lalwa came from USA and was expecting wife to greet him at home who was not there.
So he asked his son, "Hey Lallu, where is your Mom."
Lallu said, "Mom ran away with neighbor uncle."
Lalwa got mad and Yelled, "You *****, how come you did not inform me when I talked to you so many times over phone."
Lallu explained, "Daddy, I thought you'll like it, so I gave you a pleasant surprise."