Laloo applyed to Microsoft

Pardeep

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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply :
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks

Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi
hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee haai."

Everyone was delighted.

Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa
appointment letter padkar sunaongaa -
par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main
translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondance ----- ab Letter
vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroor! at nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Bilva.

Bye........

rofl
 
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