Kishori lal and Rampyari - 2

pps309 said:

Kishori lal aur Rampyari Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Rampyari-Koun Thi Wo?
Kishori lal-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

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pps309 said:

Rampyari: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Kishori lal (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Rampyari: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

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pps309 said:

Rampyari kishori lal se puchti hai "tumhe mujh mein kaya sabse accha lagta hai, mera chehra ya meri figure?".

kishori lal uper se niche tak ghur kar dekhta hua bola "tumhari majak karne ki aadat"!!

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